A journal where I was tagged double, both by Cupa and Girlie. So....I'm taking it into my hands to do it. TWICE. >:3

And after that, a tag thingy I stole from Sharon. XD

So...

Dear Cupa,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you smell like the smoldering remains of my mother's optometrist. I think I realized it the weekend we went down to Africa in search of flaming pygmies and I saw you hand over all our money to the mob boss that was visiting from San Fransisco. I'm sure you're snarky enough to understand where I'm returning your old underwear to you, but I'll keep Mr. Fluffums as a memory. You should also know that I can fly and you can't.
In your base killin' ur doodz,
~Supertails

And the second one.

Dear Sharon,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm not really pregnant. I think I realized it when I saw that I had a penis and I saw you talking about how you're a female. I'm sure you're perfect enough to understand that I'm returning that one really fluffy chair we bought at the rummage sale down the street from Aunt Mabel's house, you know, the one that we were going to get for $30 but it turned out that everything there was actually on sale so we got it for $25 instead and then it ended up getting stolen by Batman and we had to go on that huge adventure to Madagascar to talk the king of mole-rats into finding Batman and getting the chair back for us because we really liked how it looked but weren't really entirely sure what we were going to do with it to you, but I'll keep a feather from it as a memory. You should also know that I brush my teeth and I love you.
Love,
~Maxeh

WOW I JUST READ THE RULES AND I DID IT WRONG.

....I'll try that again doing it right this time. :3;;

Dear Bryce,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it when you smacked my ass in your closet and I saw you drive over my prized statue of Michael Jackson nude. I'm sure you're slutty enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist, I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession class today about the moose poaching and I will hunt you when I'm reincarnated as an eskimo.
Best of luck on the sex change,
Max.

You can find the rules here: [link]

I tag and and and =3

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Now for the one I stole from Sharon.

I. Put your iTunes/Ruckus/Napster/etc on shuffle
II. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
III. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
IV. Tag 3 or more friends who might enjoy doing this.

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1. IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
"Into the Night." (Nickelback)

2. WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
"Pump It!" (Black Eyed Peas)

3. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
"Frank's 2000 Inch TV." (....that sounds so wrong....and it's by "Weird Al" Yankovic, btw ._."

4. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
"Pork and Beans." (Weezer)

5. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
"My Life." (...yes, your life, Maxy. ;; ....by Billy Joel)

6. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
"You Can't Stop the Beat." (Hairspray)

7. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
"Whatever You Like." ("Weird Al" Yankovic)

8. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
"We Made You." (....no, Max, I think THEY made YOU. XD;; By Eminem)

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
"Gump." ("Weird Al" Yankovic)

10. WHAT IS 2+2?
"Everything You Know is Wrong." ("Weird Al" Yankovic)

11. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
"It's Still Rock and Roll to Me." (Billy Joel)

12. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
"Welcome to YouTube." (Bo Burnham)

13. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
"Mr. Niceguy." (Wow, convenient. XD By Will Smith)

14. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
"Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger." (...also convenient. Daft Punk. ._.)

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
"Savin' Me." (...true. She did save me from killing myself, pretty much. XD;;; By Nickelback.)

16. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
"The Night Santa Went Crazy." (...thanks a lot mom. T.T "Weird Al" Yankovic.)

17. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
"I Don't Wanna Stop." (....I dunno if that's a great wedding song. ;;; By Ozzy Osbourne)

18. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
"Lovers In Japan." (Awww, that'd be so cuuute. By Coldplay)

19. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
"Great DJ." (I didn't know I was a DJ. ._. By the Ting Tings)

20. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
"Poker Face." (Lady Gaga)

21. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
"We Didn't Start the Fire." (.__. Billy Joel)

22. WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
"You May Be Right." (Hurhur Billy Joel)

23. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
"Wanna B Ur Lovr." (....don't kill me, Sharon? :3;; "Weird Al" Yankovic)

24. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
"Day N Nite." (Yes. People like me both in the day and at night. Kid Cudi)

25. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
"My Heart Will Go On." (....no I wouldn't. I love this song. D: Celine Dion)

26. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
"Kryptonite." (I'm Superman. Three Doors Down.)

27. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
"When I Was Your Age." (...yes, I'll get married when I was your age. "Weird Al" Yankovic)

28. WILL YOU EVER HAVE KIDS?
"Mm Ma Ma." (....Crazy Loop)

29. WHAT WILL YOU NAME YOUR FIRST BORN?
......"Jerry Springer." (....wow. "Weird Al" Yankovic)

30. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
"Scream." (High School Musical 3. Don't kill me, good song. ;;

....wow, I have a lot of Weird Al and Billy Joel there. ._.

....and just take this if you want. XD